Took a wrong turn somewhere (or is it right?)

[yokunaru]

[When Yuuri wakes up, he's greeted with a pounding headache, the likes of which he's never had before. Opening his eyes gets him an eyeful of cheerful sunlight that sends him whimpering back under the covers. He tries again a few minutes later, just managing to swing his legs over the side of the bed, wincing the whole time.

He freezes when he finally gets a good look at the room. This is...not his hotel room.

The shock is enough to temporarily push back the discomfort and make him jump to his feet. What happened? Where am I? he wonders, when he comes up empty handed after a quick search of the room for his belongings. One hand running through his hair as his panic steadily rises, Yuuri finally starts toward the door, intent on finding answers.]

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[wauuu]

[Victor's eyes light up and he bites his bottom lip through a chuckle]

Okay, okay... "Chris, I have to tell someone about this, but promise you won't share. He's totally amazing..." I sent that much. [he giggles] Now the food thing, that's perfect, wait, what food did we get?

[yokunaru]

[He's trying hard not to react to the praise, and failing miserably, even if he knows Victor's just exaggerating it to mess with Chris.]

We did get the piroshki earlier. [He relaxes at Victor's giggle, lighting up with anticipation again.]

[wauuu]

"We got piroshki and I ate one off his" oooh... is chest or abs funnier?

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri squirms a little.] Um... chest?

[wauuu]

"... off his chest." Sent.


He's going to freak out. [Victor laughs to the throw the ball again for Makkachin, there's a loud BZZ of his phone before the dog is even back. He clears his throat to read the response]

"omg no way was he still drunk?" hmmm, I got it--

"No, that was breakfast" Sent.

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri lets out a little giggle of his own at Chris' text. This is, admittedly, kind of fun. When Makkachin scrambles back to them, Yuuri momentarily takes over the ball-throwing as Victor's still fiddling with his phone.]

It's too bad we can't see his face when he's reading these.

[wauuu]

I'd pay anything to see his face, right now... Don't pick up if he calls you, he's going to call you. [BZZZ, another text]

"it's the middle of the day" [BZZZ] Ha... "have you been screwing this whole time?" [BZZZ, Victor perks an eyebrow] "I knew it. He's--" [Victor starts laughing, barely getting out the words through his laughter] "H-He's a total freak." Haa....

"The quiet ones always are."

[yokunaru]

I won't. [With obviously curiosity and amusement, Yuuri props his chin in one hand and watches Victor's phone continue to buzz with messages.

...until he hears the last bit, and chokes.]

Chris... he already had that kind of impression of me even before the banquet??

[But why!]

[wauuu]

Chris assumes everybody is a secret pervert! I think he's right a lot of the time. [Victor chuckles. BZZZZ.]

"That's not all, right? What happened last night?" He put a lot of question marks. What did we do last night, Yuuri?

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri makes a face before he can help himself.]

Slept. If he thinks I could do anything while I had that much champagne in me, he's totally mistaken. [As he's talking, though, a pensive look crosses his face, like he just thought of something.]

[wauuu]

"He was too drunk that night, Chris!" Sent. [Victor just chuckles]

So we had a really wild morning?

[yokunaru]

I was going to say we could've showered together, but that could've happened this morning, too.

[He laughs, waiting for the telltale buzz that's sure to follow soon.] Sounds pretty wild to me.

[wauuu]

[Victor blushes just a bit, not because he thinks that's actually wild, but because he thinks it's SO CUTE that Yuuri thinks that's wild. He's secretly thrilled at the insight, it was giving him a cute, candid look into how Yuuri thought about this stuff. Victor, of course, has to up the ante]

"After breakfast we spent hours in the shower together. The whole house steamed up." Sent.

[yokunaru]

[This time he does put both hands to his cheeks as they warm.]

H-hours? In the shower?

[What could you even do for hours..? Actually, no, that's a dangerous line of thinking, and Yuuri tries to cut it off before his imagination can run away with him. When the phone buzzes again, Yuuri's eyes immediately fall to it with a little more determination than necessary.] Ah, he replied...

[wauuu]

"you'd run out of hot water before that whole house steamed up" haa! Well, that is rather likely... [such a big, silly house]

"do you want to argue about my water heater or hear more?" sent!

Alright, what happened after the shower? Something more outlandish... ah, I got it! [a fingersnap]

"he knows those fancy japanese bondage knots, you know the kind"

[yokunaru]

[That one has Yuuri tilting his head, brows scrunching together in confusion. He's not so oblivious that he doesn't know what bondage is, but there are specific kinds?]

Eh, Japanese bondage knots...?

[wauuu]

[Victor just chuckles into his fingers at Yuuri's confusion.]

There's a specific kind from Japan! Chris was going on and on about it once.

[BZZZZT.]

"Kinbaku?" He put like a whole line of question marks.

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri does laugh this time, mostly because of Chris.]

I have no idea, but it sounds like the two of you know what you're talking about. [A pause, and then another laugh.] How confused do you think he's getting now?

[wauuu]

He's definitely baffled. [BZZZT-- really, again? Victor hadn't even answered]

"are you going to--" Oh. Pff.

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri sits up, eyeing the phone with a mixture of curiosity and apprehension when Victor cuts off like that.]

What? What'd he say?

[wauuu]

If I say it, you're going to learn something funny about me. [by that he means something in this vein of things. His clearly doesn't mind, but maybe Yuuri did? He was so innocent....]

[yokunaru]

[It takes about two seconds for him to think about it and then come to a decision. He leans forward slightly.]

I don't mind. I did say I wanted to learn more about you before.

[wauuu]

Ahem-- "are you going to spank him? if he lets you, he's def your dream boy" then he put a laugh-cry emoji.

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri coughs, though that does nothing to hide the surprise that floods him. Well, he did ask.]

I don't...really know what I would really be okay with yet...?

[He looks a little uncertain, because this is definitely something he hasn't even considered before, but it's not a hard no, either. Yuuri figures they'd talk if...well, when they got to that point.]

[wauuu]

[it's honestly not as freaked out a reaction as he might have expected. It's cute, even. Victor chuckles a little to look at this phone. What to say to that?]

Well, is imaginary you okay with it? [since this is all just a joke they're weaving together to mess with Chris]