Took a wrong turn somewhere (or is it right?)

[yokunaru]

[When Yuuri wakes up, he's greeted with a pounding headache, the likes of which he's never had before. Opening his eyes gets him an eyeful of cheerful sunlight that sends him whimpering back under the covers. He tries again a few minutes later, just managing to swing his legs over the side of the bed, wincing the whole time.

He freezes when he finally gets a good look at the room. This is...not his hotel room.

The shock is enough to temporarily push back the discomfort and make him jump to his feet. What happened? Where am I? he wonders, when he comes up empty handed after a quick search of the room for his belongings. One hand running through his hair as his panic steadily rises, Yuuri finally starts toward the door, intent on finding answers.]

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[wauuu]

"He was too drunk that night, Chris!" Sent. [Victor just chuckles]

So we had a really wild morning?

[yokunaru]

I was going to say we could've showered together, but that could've happened this morning, too.

[He laughs, waiting for the telltale buzz that's sure to follow soon.] Sounds pretty wild to me.

[wauuu]

[Victor blushes just a bit, not because he thinks that's actually wild, but because he thinks it's SO CUTE that Yuuri thinks that's wild. He's secretly thrilled at the insight, it was giving him a cute, candid look into how Yuuri thought about this stuff. Victor, of course, has to up the ante]

"After breakfast we spent hours in the shower together. The whole house steamed up." Sent.

[yokunaru]

[This time he does put both hands to his cheeks as they warm.]

H-hours? In the shower?

[What could you even do for hours..? Actually, no, that's a dangerous line of thinking, and Yuuri tries to cut it off before his imagination can run away with him. When the phone buzzes again, Yuuri's eyes immediately fall to it with a little more determination than necessary.] Ah, he replied...

[wauuu]

"you'd run out of hot water before that whole house steamed up" haa! Well, that is rather likely... [such a big, silly house]

"do you want to argue about my water heater or hear more?" sent!

Alright, what happened after the shower? Something more outlandish... ah, I got it! [a fingersnap]

"he knows those fancy japanese bondage knots, you know the kind"

[yokunaru]

[That one has Yuuri tilting his head, brows scrunching together in confusion. He's not so oblivious that he doesn't know what bondage is, but there are specific kinds?]

Eh, Japanese bondage knots...?

[wauuu]

[Victor just chuckles into his fingers at Yuuri's confusion.]

There's a specific kind from Japan! Chris was going on and on about it once.

[BZZZZT.]

"Kinbaku?" He put like a whole line of question marks.

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri does laugh this time, mostly because of Chris.]

I have no idea, but it sounds like the two of you know what you're talking about. [A pause, and then another laugh.] How confused do you think he's getting now?

[wauuu]

He's definitely baffled. [BZZZT-- really, again? Victor hadn't even answered]

"are you going to--" Oh. Pff.

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri sits up, eyeing the phone with a mixture of curiosity and apprehension when Victor cuts off like that.]

What? What'd he say?

[wauuu]

If I say it, you're going to learn something funny about me. [by that he means something in this vein of things. His clearly doesn't mind, but maybe Yuuri did? He was so innocent....]

[yokunaru]

[It takes about two seconds for him to think about it and then come to a decision. He leans forward slightly.]

I don't mind. I did say I wanted to learn more about you before.

[wauuu]

Ahem-- "are you going to spank him? if he lets you, he's def your dream boy" then he put a laugh-cry emoji.

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri coughs, though that does nothing to hide the surprise that floods him. Well, he did ask.]

I don't...really know what I would really be okay with yet...?

[He looks a little uncertain, because this is definitely something he hasn't even considered before, but it's not a hard no, either. Yuuri figures they'd talk if...well, when they got to that point.]

[wauuu]

[it's honestly not as freaked out a reaction as he might have expected. It's cute, even. Victor chuckles a little to look at this phone. What to say to that?]

Well, is imaginary you okay with it? [since this is all just a joke they're weaving together to mess with Chris]

[yokunaru]

[He manages to recover with a quick, if still flustered nod.] Um, imaginary me is okay with it.

How long do you think it'll take for Chris to start catching on?

[wauuu]

"I asked him and he was outraged. Offended. So upset he bent me over a knee. I can't sit down today." Sent.

Who knows, he might believe all of it.

[yokunaru]

Pfft. [As flustered as he is, the soft huff of amusement still escapes him.]

That doesn't sound like me at all. I can't believe he hasn't caught on yet.

[wauuu]

I am too, actually. The sheer number of things I'm listing is getting ridiculous. [he laughs, there's a sound and it's not his phone. It's Yuuri's. Buzz-buzz-buzz]

Knew he'd call you!

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri stares at the phone he'd just extracted from his pocket. It's a bit of a relief to know that it still works, though the screen is slight cracked from his drunken adventures from the night before.

He glances up at Victor with a grin.] Should I still ignore him?

[Oops, he'd waited too long, the call goes to his voicemail. And then the screen promptly lights up with yet another call. Yuuri has to press a hand against his mouth to muffle his laugh.]

It's Chris again. Wow, he must be dying to know what's going on.

[nevercomefirst]

[--Pick up pick up pick up pickuppickuppickuppickup--]

[yokunaru]

[With one more alarmed, but amused look at Victor, Yuuri finally swipes his finger across the screen and accepts the call.]

Hi, Chris. I didn't expect to get a call from you.

[Trying to sound as innocent as possible over here, and not like he's been working with Victor to prank him the whole time.]

[nevercomefirst]

Victor is so full of shit!

[hello to you too, Yuuri.

Victor has put both hands over his mouth, trying not to laugh]

[yokunaru]

[Wow, straight to the point! Yuuri has to actually hold the phone away from him for a moment when a snort of laughter almost escapes him.]

Really? Why would say that?

[He isn't too sure how well his innocent tone holds up this time, but at least he got the words out without stuttering too obviously.]

[nevercomefirst]

I can believe you're a secret pervert, [VICTOR IS DOUBLING OVER] but there's no way you're so bold about it!

[a pause]

Not sober, at least. [Victor's on the ground, he's trying not to be heard laughing, he's really trying]