Come on and take my breath away

[yokunaru]

Comments

[yokunaru]

[It's just as well that Victor isn't around to hear the strangled squawk that emerges from his mouth as he reads the text.]

You can't just say things like that without warning!!

[wauuu]

I sent TWO warning texts.

[yokunaru]

[No number of warning texts would be sufficient for a suggestion like that, he thinks.]

How is that supposed to help? I thought there was a story to go with the routine.

[wauuu]

It will connect you with your sense of desire!

Warning

Warning

I'm guessing you don't jerk off very much?

[yokunaru]

[Internally screaming.

He recovers enough to fire off a very sarcastic reply.]

What gave you that idea?

[And then, he amends, somewhat grudgingly-]

No, not really.

[wauuu]

[in response to the first text, this brutal gem pops up just before the amendment]

You're the kind of guy who jerks off not at all or way too much.

[yokunaru]

[Enjoy the despair that's just about dripping from the text.]

It's definitely the first one.

Why am I discussing this with you again?

[wauuu]

Because you need to connect with your Eros!

This is now an inquisition

When was the last time?

[yokunaru]

[What did he ever do to deserve this??]

No inquisitions please!!

I don't remember! Does the last time matter that much?

[Read: way too long.]

[wauuu]

Even I remember the last time I did it!

And it was a while ago

because I get people to do it for me.

[does this count as a bonding moment?]

[yokunaru]

[There's a sharp burst of curiosity--Victor has tried to tell him about his past lovers before, hasn't he?--that Yuuri quickly suppresses. He's pretty sure they're getting deep into TMI territory now.]

Are you this open with everyone about your lovers?


Okay fine. It was when I was still living in Detroit. Maybe in my second year or so. Happy now?

[wauuu]

IT'S BEEN YEARS??

1/2

[yokunaru]

[Where is the option of having the ground swallow you up when you need it? Embarrassment at Victor's surprise makes him sharply defensive in a way that he normally isn't.]

You already know I've never had a lover, so my experience with these things is pretty non-existent. Besides, I got busy.

Can we drop this now?

[yokunaru]

[Just as quickly as his temper spiked, it's gone, leaving him feeling guilty again.]

Sorry. I shouldn't have snapped at you like that.

[wauuu]

Don't get mad!

I'm oddly impressed

[yokunaru]

Impressed?

About what and why???

[wauuu]

Being able to last that long! Your stamina is amazing

[yokunaru]

[Why...did that sound so dirty...]

Would stamina even be the right word in this context?

[wauuu]

[probably because they're already talking about masturbating and this is only going to spiral further]

I think so? I couldn't last a week

I don't think I could last *two days*

[yokunaru]

You mean, you've been

[No, wait, he doesn't actually want to ask that--but it's too late because he's just accidentally pressed the send button. Oops.

Panicking, he sends another text to follow up the first.]

Wait!! I don't actually want to know!

[wauuu]

[there's a pause in the texts before]

Your curiosity is precious.

[yokunaru]

You're just saying that.

[But his curiosity has already been lit and it's hard to ignore this time.

After a really long bout of silence as he mentally argues with himself, Yuuri agonizingly types out another message.]

Do you really think it will help with the routine?

[He regrets sending it already.]

[wauuu]

You've got some self discovery to do before you can embrace a routine like that.

[which is a nice way to say "yes, please go jerk off some"]

[yokunaru]

So that's a yes.

I'll consider it.

[It's not happening tonight, is his pained thought. The embarrassment would be too much, especially if Victor's expecting it to happen.]



(ooc: Moving it to action in my next tag, if that's okay with you?)

No need to ask, swap between whenever it works!

[wauuu]

[Victor isn't exactly ear to the wall, but he gives Yuri a look when he pops up at the Inn that evening.]

Hey, Yuri! Given my advice some thought? [yep, right into this conversation and they are in public]