Come on and take my breath away

[yokunaru]

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[wauuu]

[in response to the first text, this brutal gem pops up just before the amendment]

You're the kind of guy who jerks off not at all or way too much.

[yokunaru]

[Enjoy the despair that's just about dripping from the text.]

It's definitely the first one.

Why am I discussing this with you again?

[wauuu]

Because you need to connect with your Eros!

This is now an inquisition

When was the last time?

[yokunaru]

[What did he ever do to deserve this??]

No inquisitions please!!

I don't remember! Does the last time matter that much?

[Read: way too long.]

[wauuu]

Even I remember the last time I did it!

And it was a while ago

because I get people to do it for me.

[does this count as a bonding moment?]

[yokunaru]

[There's a sharp burst of curiosity--Victor has tried to tell him about his past lovers before, hasn't he?--that Yuuri quickly suppresses. He's pretty sure they're getting deep into TMI territory now.]

Are you this open with everyone about your lovers?


Okay fine. It was when I was still living in Detroit. Maybe in my second year or so. Happy now?

[wauuu]

IT'S BEEN YEARS??

1/2

[yokunaru]

[Where is the option of having the ground swallow you up when you need it? Embarrassment at Victor's surprise makes him sharply defensive in a way that he normally isn't.]

You already know I've never had a lover, so my experience with these things is pretty non-existent. Besides, I got busy.

Can we drop this now?

[yokunaru]

[Just as quickly as his temper spiked, it's gone, leaving him feeling guilty again.]

Sorry. I shouldn't have snapped at you like that.

[wauuu]

Don't get mad!

I'm oddly impressed

[yokunaru]

Impressed?

About what and why???

[wauuu]

Being able to last that long! Your stamina is amazing

[yokunaru]

[Why...did that sound so dirty...]

Would stamina even be the right word in this context?

[wauuu]

[probably because they're already talking about masturbating and this is only going to spiral further]

I think so? I couldn't last a week

I don't think I could last *two days*

[yokunaru]

You mean, you've been

[No, wait, he doesn't actually want to ask that--but it's too late because he's just accidentally pressed the send button. Oops.

Panicking, he sends another text to follow up the first.]

Wait!! I don't actually want to know!

[wauuu]

[there's a pause in the texts before]

Your curiosity is precious.

[yokunaru]

You're just saying that.

[But his curiosity has already been lit and it's hard to ignore this time.

After a really long bout of silence as he mentally argues with himself, Yuuri agonizingly types out another message.]

Do you really think it will help with the routine?

[He regrets sending it already.]

[wauuu]

You've got some self discovery to do before you can embrace a routine like that.

[which is a nice way to say "yes, please go jerk off some"]

[yokunaru]

So that's a yes.

I'll consider it.

[It's not happening tonight, is his pained thought. The embarrassment would be too much, especially if Victor's expecting it to happen.]



(ooc: Moving it to action in my next tag, if that's okay with you?)

No need to ask, swap between whenever it works!

[wauuu]

[Victor isn't exactly ear to the wall, but he gives Yuri a look when he pops up at the Inn that evening.]

Hey, Yuri! Given my advice some thought? [yep, right into this conversation and they are in public]

ok! c:

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri freezes in place, looking very much like a deer caught in headlights. When he spies his mother looking over at them with curiosity, his face immediately reddens.]

Really? [His voice dips low, in an attempt to keep anyone else in the area from overhearing.] You're asking about it here?

[wauuu]

Huh? But it's almost lunch, if we eat earlier-- [oh earlier he had been giving advice on better timing meals with practice, but he realizes]

--Ah! Your mind is on the other thing!

[L A U G H]

[yokunaru]

[If his face was hot before, it's positively boiling now.]

I'm-- [He stammers, staring down at the floor, because it seems like the safest option at the moment.] I'm going to my room to change!

[And he turns on his heels and flees, half-wondering if Victor's going to follow him.]

[wauuu]

[Victor follows, laughing, in his usual breezy way asks]

Are you doing it now? Do you need help?

[yokunaru]

[For a split second, Yuuri looks like he might actually be considering it as he pauses in the hallway. If he's honest with himself, he's thought of Victor quite often. He's just joking, he tells himself firmly, He doesn't actually mean it.]

You don't have to tease me like that, Victor. [He says, frowning slightly.] I already know you have a lot of experience with...this.