[ so today on Proof That There Is No God: somehow, both Teddie and Rise have gotten into a kitchen together, and they've somehow gotten into the idea that they need to prepare a special something for someone (see: Sensei). probably for his birthday. and teddie, having heard that food is a thing people can give on these special days... well, of course he wants to do that. apparently giving food adds a little "heat" to the relationship too, so who better to enlist than Rise Kujikawa, whose food probably makes an active volcano look dormant??
everything is wrong, and sensei is going to regret everything. but he eats grass, so he'll be okay.
teddie, on the other hand, is looking at rise pouring something into a bowl with a minor look of concern. in his bear suit. because that's totally proper cooking gear. ]
Urp... Rise-chan, I don't think you're supposed to add that.
[Seriously, if Senpai could survive eating a grassy science experiment, then he can survive Rise and Teddie's joint cooking efforts.
Or so one would hope.]
Huh? [Rise looks up, still holding the bottle of ghost pepper flakes in one hand.] Why not? I saw someone use this on a cooking show yesterday. It's supposed to add a lot of flavor!
also hello 8)
everything is wrong, and sensei is going to regret everything. but he eats grass, so he'll be okay.
teddie, on the other hand, is looking at rise pouring something into a bowl with a minor look of concern. in his bear suit. because that's totally proper cooking gear. ]
Urp... Rise-chan, I don't think you're supposed to add that.
also RIP souji
Or so one would hope.]
Huh? [Rise looks up, still holding the bottle of ghost pepper flakes in one hand.] Why not? I saw someone use this on a cooking show yesterday. It's supposed to add a lot of flavor!
[Maybe too much flavor, Rise...]