[Though Yuuri's gut instinct would be to reject anything alcoholic immediately, he pauses.] I never want to get that drunk again... but I wouldn't mind remembering dancing with you at the banquet. [The memories of stripping and pole dancing with Chris, though, he could do without, if only to keep himself from spontaneously combusting from embarrassment. Even if Victor had enjoyed watching him, it doesn't negate the fact that a bunch of other skaters, sponsors, and ISU officials had also seen him.

Abruptly, his thoughts screech to a halt. Wait. Wedding? How can Victor just throw that out so casually--oh. Right. He's just joking.]

I-it wouldn't be champagne anyway. It'd be sake. [There's still a slight stutter, despite Yuuri's best efforts to calm his racing heart and try for a casual, teasing tone as well.] My parents would be disappointed, and Minako-sensei would hunt me down if I got married anywhere but Hasetsu.