That goes both ways. [Fixing Clay with a smirk that usually only appears in the courtrooms when he's confident in the evidence, Apollo brushes past him and grabs a table.]
If you had faith in me, you'd know I was already planning to pick up the tab tonight.
[ And Clay crosses right on over to the table after holding the door for a father and his young daughter beside him. When he arrives, his hand goes smack down on the table, looking at Apollo from the tops of his eyes like he's about to win. ]
And if you really, really had faith in me, [ pointing a finger, like a certain lawyer would, ] you would know I was only testing you just now.
[ THERE!!! And he sits down in his seat and crosses his arms and legs all smug-like. Even though he's definitely bluffing his ass off. ]
[Sheesh, Clay, way to draw everyone's attention to their table. Apollo can feel a few curious stares aimed their way now, and he tries not to wilt. Also wow don't steal his courtroom moves!]
Your testimony's lacking. [Apollo throws back at him once some of the interest's shifted off them.] All evidence points to true friends knowing they don't need tests like this to prove anything.
[Yeah, he's totally bluffing, too, but he doesn't even care.]
[ Standard friend protocol. Apollo works in a courtroom, so Clay gets the right to make lawyer jokes. And make fun of Apollo's courtroom moves. It's in the handbook. ]
You're really bursting my bubble with your lawyer talk, Apollo. Speak English! I can hardly understand a word you're saying.
[ He understood perfectly that he got his Ass Beat. He's just joking around. The waitress is there only moments later to welcome and ask them for their beverage choice, but Clay adds that they might be ready to order already, grinning back over to Apollo. ]
You asked for it. [There's absolutely no remorse on Apollo's face. Now you know how he feels whenever you spout all the fancy, scientific space terms.]
The usual [Apollo confirms a beat later, glancing between Clay and the waitress with a small smile.]
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I think if you really had faith in me, you'd have already showed it by offering to pay for a certain congratulatory burger.
[ When they get to the door, he unpockets his hand to open it up for the two of them, Apollo first. How can you be mad at him? ]
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If you had faith in me, you'd know I was already planning to pick up the tab tonight.
[WHAT NOW.]
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And if you really, really had faith in me, [ pointing a finger, like a certain lawyer would, ] you would know I was only testing you just now.
[ THERE!!! And he sits down in his seat and crosses his arms and legs all smug-like. Even though he's definitely bluffing his ass off. ]
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Your testimony's lacking. [Apollo throws back at him once some of the interest's shifted off them.] All evidence points to true friends knowing they don't need tests like this to prove anything.
[Yeah, he's totally bluffing, too, but he doesn't even care.]
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You're really bursting my bubble with your lawyer talk, Apollo. Speak English! I can hardly understand a word you're saying.
[ He understood perfectly that he got his Ass Beat. He's just joking around. The waitress is there only moments later to welcome and ask them for their beverage choice, but Clay adds that they might be ready to order already, grinning back over to Apollo. ]
The usual?
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The usual [Apollo confirms a beat later, glancing between Clay and the waitress with a small smile.]
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