I'll be right back, then! [he'll scamper off, going to his room down the hall. He rummages around, finding some gym shorts. You know, the kind that are exactly as short as Yuuri might hope and also fear. He'll have his on and throw Yuuri the other pair, they're a nice blue, blue seemed like a good color for Yuuri. Victor is back by the pole and it's clear he's just about All Legs.

This pole dancing lesson is quickly going to become a "don't get a boner" challenge.]