[He shrugs like it's No Big Deal. When he was first "born" or brought into consciousness as it where, he hadn't cared much. Now he's been around long enough to know how weird he is, but whatever. If people had a problem with it, that was their issue. It didn't bother him. Not at all. Nope.]

I'm Superman's clone. Superman is like the hero, you know? Best hero in the world. So this group of scientists started worrying about what they'd do if Superman ever died and they decided to make me as a back up plan. [He laughs as if the story hasn't reduced his entire existence to being a an emergency copy of the real thing.]

Only Superman's not dead and now they're stuck with me. So yeah. No parents. They should totally make my life into a movie, right?